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this video is so well done it deserves an oscar

IN A ROW?

oh my god the lipsync on this is so good

[Mako: You sucked that guys dick?
Korra: Yeah…how do you think I knew that he…
Mako: wait, but you said that you only had sex with three different guys! You never mentioned him!
Korra: Because I never HAD sex with him!
Mako: You sucked his dick!

Mako: What?! Something like 36?
Korra: Lower your voice…
Mako: Wait, what is that anyways, something like 36? Does that include me?
Korra: ….You’re 37
Mako: I’m 37?!
Korra: I’m going to class!
Mako: uhh, my god!

Mako: 37! My girlfriend’s sucked 37 dicks!
Bolin: In a row?]

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Pairing: Stucky x Reader

Summary: You and Steve teach Bucky sex things. Bucky’s memory proves to be stronger than either of you expected.

Warnings: SMUT. Oral Sex. Squirting (this is a pattern). Threesomes. 

A/N: I tried just smut, but a narrative has woven its way in. I usually have the head canon that Bucky was fucking as the winter soldier (hello breeding programs *ew*). BUT - here - he has not and his memory is still coming back to him.

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Originally posted by unearthlydust

It’s Bucky’s first mission back in the field – the first since he had woken up in Wakanda.

The first, since he had gotten his head on straight.

Memories are still coming in fast and hot: overwhelming. Memories like a thousand sheets of music that he doesn’t quite know how to play yet.

He knows the ability is there - hidden in the tension of his fingers, tickling at the back of his mind. But, it keeps evading him.

He’s holed up with you and Steve in a hotel room in London. There’s been little to do other than a few days of surveillance. A drug lord has set up shop in the West End. They’ll have to bring the fucker in at some point - catch him in the act. It’s all very cut and dry, and the three of you have spent the majority of your time eating too much room service, playing trivia, and watching reruns of The Golden Girls.

There’s also the sexual tension.

Keep reading

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Me and @beautifultrees07 are plotting to do a secret guerilla pumpkin patch in a neglected waste patch by a local freeway. It’s gonna look cute!

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Update! We cleared this area of invasive (and abrasive!) weeds, hoed the rocky and barren soils, amended the earth (with a layer of straw for drainage and to hold moisture/encourage mycelium), created 18 pumpkin mounds of different varieties (Atlantic Giant, Jarrahdale, Lumina, Cinderella, Jack O’ Lantern, Musquee de Provence, and Red Warty Thing) in 96 degree weather so like, don’t even question our love for pumpkins and soil restoration! We added flowers for beautification and to attract pollinators. We moved discarded mattresses, furniture pieces, and removed bags of trash, glass, and dog poop. The pumpkin vines will reach maturity in October and we’re looking forward to the growth!

Update! Remember her??? Be careful who you call ugly!! Our guerilla garden/secret pumpkin patch is really shaping up! Pumpkin vines are growing strong and healthy, cucumber plants are producing, and corn stalks are growing taller! This lot used to be filled with dog poop, mattresses, and discarded furniture! Hopefully we’ll have pumpkins soon. Me and my two sisters laid all the groundwork for this garden and it’s being maintained mostly by one of my sisters and other volunteers. We love to restore the soil, revive barren land, and coax pumpkins from the earth just in time for Hallow’s Eve ~ 

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Another update from August 5:

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Foliage is thick and lush and baby pumpkins are forming! We’re excited for the turn of the season and to have a little pumpkin patch ready for Halloween

An update from today, August 7th! (btw you can follow the instagram page for this group garden @threesisters_garden). We have a lot of different pumpkin varieties! This one below is Atlantic Giant:

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This next one is Red Warty Thing (yknow the one that’s red with warts)

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And the one below is Jarrahdale (will be a silvery green pumpkin)

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Update from August 16! Pumpkins are growing bigger and stronger by the day!

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Look at the Red Warty Thing variety below! She is growing warts and we couldn’t be more proud!

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If you want more pumpkin updates, you can follow our instagram page (@threesisters_garden)

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Another update from today, August 23: the Red Warty Thing pumpkin has grown more warts!

Update to the thread: we harvested everything and they’re beautiful! Stunning!

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Some pumpkins were stolen before they reached their full potential but these are the ones we managed to harvest! There are 5 different varieties in this line-up (from left to right, Jarrahdale, Jack O Lantern, Cinderella, Red Warty Thing, and Lumina). It’s wild to see how this little neglected strip of earth by the side of the freeway could produce such beautiful pumpkins with a few soil amendments and TLC

The pessimist in me is SHOCKED this wasn’t either vandalized or uprooted by local government employees.  GLAD IT WAS SUCCESSFUL.

I guarantee that if these folks looked professional enough, and their work definitely did, this became a situation where everyone assumed that the practice had been approved, even though they didn’t know who approved it

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No bitch 

That’s nice but the post was by a bi person upset at bisexual erasure

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Not to mention the exclusion of so many het relationships with trans people but that’s besides the point.


Let bi/pan/poly people have their relationships represented too, regardless of if they’re hetero.

ace people too

And the exclusion of m/f ships that are interracial/include people of color!

We still have a lot of work to do tbh

Also m/f ships with one or both partners being disabled.

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